I appreciate how considerate you're being."Ħ.
He took the vein bulging in Snape's forehead to be a 'no' and continued, "It's just that I only found out that my parents weren't drunken bums who died in a car crash a little over a month ago, so I'm very new to this fame thing. "I'm sorry, sir, is that your way of asking for an autograph?" Harry asked innocently. "Ah, yes," were Snape's first words to him. The fic retells the first four years in the Harry Potter series, with Harry being a sarcastic little jerk and claiming his foreknowledge comes from his "psychic scar." Length: 162,639 words Quote: Oh God Not Again! is a do-over, or a "Peggy Sue" fic, in which Harry from the future gets thrown back into his eleven-year-old body. And if you've ever seen an anaconda you can understand why I sometimes get called a parselcrotch." 3. The language I can speak and understand is parseltongue. "I'm not a parseltongue," Harry tiredly explained. This entire fic is like a raunchy teen comedy from the early 2000s, and I love it. He joins forces with Sirius, who ended up in the same place after his tumble through the Veil, and sets out to tick off as many people as possible, throwing wild parties and flirting with anyone who has a pulse along the way. Does he save the world? Reunite with his family, who are still alive? Not exactly. A Black Comedy by nonjonĪ Black Comedy has Harry accidentally fall through the Veil and end up in an alternate dimension where Voldemort is still around. Nevertheless, his devotion was admirable. I suspected this would negatively impact my Potions grade, since I currently was one of my enemies. It was good to see that, even a decade after my disappearance, he continued to attack my enemies. Seventh Horcrux is written in a wonderfully dry and witty style, and despite qualifying to be called a crackfic, it has a coherent plot and a satisfying ending.Īh, Severus, my most loyal servant. Most of the humor stems from hilarious misunderstandings that arise as "Harry" interacts with his classmates, Hogwarts staff, and Voldemort's former comrades. Seventh Horcrux explores the premise of Voldemort's soul shard taking over baby Harry's body and posing as him from thereon.
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